I'm Back. I Think. I Hope.

I have suffered long enough. INTERNET SHOULD BE FREE!
Today, due to some glitch, my phone is able to access the internet for free. I hope this glitch stays. I need it to stay.

Why? For shit's sake, I'm a damned blogger! I need internet access. I need to be connected to the world through cyberspace. I need to annoy billions of people through their computers/laptops/cellphones/smart devices.
My blog has been dormant for weeks. My posts have been at least months apart, and that is not good for. I am not satisfied. I can't get no satisfaction from the shit that I have to endure. The shit I'm talking about is the lack of internet access.

This glitch better stay forever. And may it never be fixed.


P.S.
The folio is done. It's called Erro Spatium. Translate that, kids.

Why I Blog, and other stuff, such as the things i could have done if i didn't blog

I'm a blogger.
Exhibit A: you're reading this "web log post".
Exhibit B: there is no Exhibit B. It's here just for the sake of it.
Exhibit C: i have too many thoughts in my head that needs to be shared to other people on the internet, because the people in the real world will kill me. [citation needed]

I originally had no intention of writing a blog. I thought, "Nah. This might be another fad. I'll stick to my journal.", but I realized that since my journal is private, i'd have to print it so that other people may enjoy the bullshit i write, and printing costs cash money. Blogging became the obvious alternative.
My first four blogs were rather simple and juvenile (a trait still present in current posts), and posts were too far apart (again, common in current posts). I can't seem to think when i'm in front of a computer. Thus, mobile blogging became the logical choice. I run Opera Mini on my phone (endorsement. Nice). It allows me to visit any website i want, unless it runs on Flash, then i'm fucked. I can do so much while on the go. [i approve this message]
I think i went off topic.

WHAT IF I DIDN'T BLOG?
That question came into my mind a few minutes ago. So, here's a list of stuff i could have done to contribute to the internet community:

1. Webcomic- i can write stories. I can draw well (re: ugly, but good enough to convey my message). I have a passion for comics. Why not?

2. Photo blog- still a blog, but with less words and more pictures.

3. Meme machine- 4chan FTW!!!!1

4. Hentai Link Site-mmmmm, anime porn.
[i'm not that enthusiastic with the last 2 items.]

I guess i'll stick to blogs and twitter.

Non Fiction (For Now)

I have decided that i won't be writing any fiction for a while on my blog. I'm still finishing a script for some sequential art (read: comics), so, it might intervene with my creative process (read: hour upon hour of idiocy).
Don't worry though, Collide-o-scope Eyes will continue. It's nearing the end. Trust me.

That is all.

PS
I almost forgot, i also started using my deviantART account again. I'm ~hushmyst over there, if you were wondering. Don't expect much. I still haven't put a lot of artwork there.

Alright, that really IS it.

PSS
I almost forgot. Again.
I have created an account on Wordpress, so do watch out.
Note:
1. I won't be leaving this blog. This will still be my main blog.
2. The wordpress account would be for something else. Mainly graphics, photographs, and drawings.
3. I really need to go.

The Ghostwriter

The Idea Lightbulb is Broken at the Moment.

I am proud to say that i have Writers Block. Again. Fuck.
Everyone hits this slump. Even my good friend moegreeb is having trouble deciding on what to write for his blog. Hell, at least he's got some options and ideas, which i don't have for now.
Everything's been a tad slow for the past two days. Nothing interesting happens. I tried to make a scene myself, but just fizzled down to "meh". Shit.

I need a cure for this Writers Block.
Where's my Muse?

Note:
click the moegreeb link to get to his blog. At the bottom of his page are links to other blogs. Enjoy.