Why Am I Doing This? (And Other Frequently Asked Questions)

As I am writing this, I am sitting on the toilet during a power outage, with nothing but candlelight and my cellphone. This does not mean anything. I just wish to share to you what I am currently doing. I'm shitting.

Lots of questions have been thrown at me ever since I started my cyber life. So now, due to complete boredom, I will try to answer all the frequently asked questions in one single blog post.

1. Why are you doing this?
Why not?
I have lots of ideas that are just taking up my brain's memory space. I am computer and internet literate. I enjoy writing. I like to annoy people when I feel like it. Why not?

2. What is your real name?
This must be a trick question.
No, I will not post my real name here. But remember, I don't lie about my real name. I always say up front that I use an alias on the internet. On this blog, I am the Ghostwriter. On Twitter, I am, again, The Ghostwriter. On Facebook, I am ****** **** (censored for your protection and mine). Just look for me. You might find me.

3. How old are you?
Again, a question I will not answer on the internet.
I am old as I am. That is all.

4. Where are you?
Read the blog about the science fiction folio. That might give you a clue.

5. Why do you enjoy wearing black so much?
It feels good.
I'm comfortable with the colour. It seldom stands out in a crowd of people, but it stands out if worn perfectly. It looks very elegant and professional. Kinda like Johnny Cash. Yeah. Or Robert Smith. Maybe even Johnny C.
Oh yes, and black is a must if you enjoy creeping around in dark places. Black sweater, black ski mask, black pants, black boots, the works.

Well, those are just some of the questions I could remember here on the toilet. And the power's back on. Cool. And it's time to flush.

If you have more questions, just post a comment.