The Wonderful World of Public Toilets

The glory that is the public toilet. A world where creatures great and microscopic thrive. Let me take you on a ride. A safari of this wonderful thing that shit call "home".

THE BASICS

ANATOMY
Most public toilets have the following parts:
*door (optional)
*toilet bowl (optional)
*water and tissue paper (optional)
*walls (optional)
*lavatory (again, optional)
Do note that i'm talking about public toilets that are meant to last long, not portable toilets you find in concerts and construction sites. They'll be discussed some other time.

GEOGRAPHICAL DISTRIBUTION
These toilets can be found virtually anywhere humans can be found. Schools and universities, malls, arenas, theaters, gasoline stations, etc. They seem to exhibit a symbiotic relationship, where the humans relieve themselves in them, while they feed from what the humans leave.

SEXES

MALE
This is the so-called Twilight Zone, children. This is where normal things don't happen very often. The male of the species gives off a strong scent, perhaps to defend itself from intruders, or perhaps to attract further victims. It's stained with urine and the toilet bowls are unflushed. It is marked by vandalism as camouflage. It has the distinct feature of the Urinal, for only male humans are able to use such devices. The Gasoline Station variety has the reputation of being filthly and horrible, and they live up to this reputation. Surely, this beast is prepared for anything.

FEMALE
Little is known about the female of the Public Toilet. It is said to be the meeting place of female homo sapiens to exchange information(read: gossip) and to add colour to their facial features. It smells better than the male toilet, but nonetheless, it is still subject to the same conditions as the males. It lacks the Urinal, for female humans do not have the adequate organs to urinate standing up.

[EDIT]:
As people from Facebook's Goth Group pointed out, females may lack the organs, but are still capable of urinating standing up.
I believe them now. They've got proof.
Here's the video:


USES AND FUNCTIONS

The Public Toilet is mainly used by humans for the expulsion of body wastes, whilst in the vicinity of a public area. It acts as a foster Toilet already found in the human home.
In rare cases, the Public Toilet is used as a changing room, or an area for sexual activities, or as a canvass of graffiti that the Toilet, in turn, uses as protection.

This journey will continue by request.