He Shoot Coca-Cola

My addiction to Coca-cola is beginning, in a way, to worry me. I spend majority of my food budget(yes, i have a budget.) on coke. I can't live a day without drinking at least one 8oz bottle of it. I couldn't even think straight. Fuck.
I really need to slow down on my coke intake. I might get diabetes or something. And the damn caffeine crashes. Damn it. It's like a fucking roller coaster. I'm up higher than a kite on caffeine, sugar, carbonated water, cola and cocain plant extracts one minute, and i'm drowsy as hell an hour or so later.
I need another coke to think.