Sunday, July 12, 2009

Sick as a dog, and six times as mean

I'm sick with the flu.
Fuck the flu.
FUCK YOU FLU!
I couldn't get out the house, fearing that i might pass out while walking in the sidewalk, and people will mistake me for a hungry, homeless bum that collapsed out of hunger.
Fuck this flu.
The only SMS's i've received so far were from annoying people i don't even know and spam. WHY THE FUCK DOES SMS EVEN HAVE SPAM!?
I've lost my appetite. Maybe because i couldn't taste a thing, or maybe because i usually vomit if i eat something. FUCK.
I hate this sickness.
I swear, if i don't get well by tomorrow, i will shrink my friends, but them in a nano submarine, inject that nano submarine into my bloodstream, and let them beat the shit outta that motherfucking flu virus!!!

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