Friday, August 7, 2009

The Conspiracy Conspiracy

Everything and everyone's got a conspiracy theory, from the Moon Landing Hoax to the Obama Birther Conspiracy.
First, let us define a conspiracy theory. A conspiracy theory is a theory that explains a historical or current event, usually by a "secret team" or a "shadow government". They are usually viewed with skepticism and ridicule, because they are utter bullshit [citation needed]. They lack scientific (and logical) evidence, some of which are utterly ridiculous (e.g. THE WORLD IS RULED BY LIZARD LIKE ALIENS THAT ARE DISGUISED AS HUMANS!!!).

Here's what i say:
every conspiracy theory out there is made by a group of conspiracy theorists, bent on keeping the truth from the world. They want to control the information. They want to hide the truth.
THEY'RE ALL CONNECTED! THEY'RE ALL LINKED! IT'S A FUCKING CONSPIRACY!!!

2 comments:

Unknown said...

You had better watch your back, You are now on the conspiracy theorists radar and as you well know they are relentless.

The Ghostwriter said...

Yes. They are watching. iKnow.