Friday, August 7, 2009

Obituary for Twitter

Note: This is an obituary just in case Twitter never recovers from the denial-of-access attack. Enjoy.

TWITTER

2006-2009

It was a microblogging site where you only use 140 characters or less to tell people what ever you wish.
One day ago, hackers shut it down with a denial-of-access attack. Everyone panicked. Teenagers screamed profanities as a sign of mourning for the loss of their beloved site. Trendy people (douchebags) suffered the fact could not update everyone on the latest happenings on their interesting lives. Stalkers cried as they no longer had the ability to be on the know of the activities of their favourite celebrities.
Twitter. You will be missed.

Here's the twitter status site to find out what's REALLY going on.

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